heavymetallecturemonster:

someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later

slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

ebuddies:

it rly sucks when u hate a person everyone likes or like a person everyone hates